1 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,386 From a recent report done by some foreigners. 2 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:41,433 Hong Kong men do not much sex. 3 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,992 Not more than two times a week. 4 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,096 And their durability is low. 5 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:49,472 They are out of the top ten. 6 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:53,079 You can't blame them, they have to work hard in day time, 7 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,511 and, efficiency always goes first. 8 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:59,017 How can they afford spending more time in sex? 9 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,152 But, there is a good news. 10 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,461 Viagra appears! 11 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:14,294 With this, men regain enjoyable sex life. 12 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:18,394 With this, even a 70 years old man can make love. 13 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,837 With this, you can enjoy this. 14 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:27,039 With this, men can enjoy satisfactory sex life. 15 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:31,674 Let's listen to the citizen's point of view about this new invention. 16 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:35,177 Auntie, what do you think about Viagra? 17 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:39,017 Isn't it new movie star? 18 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:42,823 It is a kind of medicine, men became great in bed after eating it. 19 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:47,559 Damn it! I thought you're giving me some free gifts. 20 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,125 Uncle, what do you think about Viagra? 21 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:54,367 It's great! Now I go to Shenzhen several times a week. 22 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,136 I spend quite a lot of money. 23 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,106 I am busy, I am leaving now. 24 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,940 What do you think about Viagra? 25 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,982 I don't know, but men said they would become great after eating it. 26 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,746 Did you ever sleep with men who took Viagra? 27 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,879 I don't know, will anyone tell you that he's taken Viagra? 28 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,585 Has your sex mate become wonderful lately? 29 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,150 I bet my boyfriend needs that. 30 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,286 Can you give me some for him to try? 31 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,157 Did you eat Viagra? 32 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,461 Yes. 33 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,501 What do you feel? 34 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,628 I am more powerful, and it's harder. 35 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:29,100 Can you buy it easily? I think it needs prescription. 36 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,607 You can get it anywhere. 37 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,203 Will you rely on it? 38 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,880 This worries me. 39 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,579 In fact, you have not much funny things to do in HK. 40 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:43,281 With this invention, it provides talk of the town. 41 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:49,124 Even the sex hot line is busy. 42 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:03,136 Welcome to our show, Chiu, the best sex film actor, is our guest tonight. 43 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,176 This is Little Ann. 44 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,146 Hello, how are you doing? This is Chiu! 45 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:12,015 Wish all of you have affairs and romances every day and night. 46 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,119 You've just heard of the interviews. 47 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,382 Now, it's time to answer your call. 48 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,013 Hello, may I know your name? 49 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,750 Is it my turn? 50 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,190 I've got it! 51 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:22,727 May I know your name? 52 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:26,093 My name is Victor, my nick name is Viagra. 53 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,199 So you are pretty great in sex, huh? 54 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,825 No! I can't make it, that's why I call. 55 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,461 I've been impotent for a long time. 56 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,663 Why don't you ask help from doctors? 57 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,176 I've asked my doctor, since I have heart disease, 58 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,473 I can't take Viagra. 59 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,142 What can I help you? 60 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,775 Although I have been impotent for a long time, 61 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,287 I can make it lately. 62 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,818 That's great, congratulations. 63 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:52,947 What method do you use? 64 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:58,962 I've got a special Viagra for my heart. 65 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,227 What does that mean? 66 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,860 I make dirty calls. 67 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,670 Life is bored in this village. 68 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,945 Men don't have anywhere to go... 69 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,452 but stay in bars for bluffing. 70 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:24,682 They have nonsense topics. 71 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,193 Drink it... 72 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,566 Come on... 73 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:50,406 Did your wife make love to you last night? 74 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,642 Yes. 75 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,413 How many times? 76 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,919 Once. 77 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,545 How many posts? 78 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,213 One. 79 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,391 Did you light? 80 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,017 Yes. 81 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,127 Did she scream? 82 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,629 Yes. 83 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,028 What is it about? 84 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:10,398 "Make it fast! I want to watch TV!" 85 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,327 Did you answer? 86 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:16,833 Yes. "You've married me for 10 years, you know I am always a superman." 87 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,471 You liar. 88 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,739 Why do you think I lied? 89 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:24,213 You must have come before saying the word ten. 90 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,079 You seldom talk so much. 91 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,580 No way! They repeat the same joke everyday. 92 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,124 We are really bored. 93 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,354 It's bored... 94 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:37,752 Until one day... 95 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,560 Ken came back from UK, the son of Uncle Fat, the village master. 96 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,465 He brought along with his wife. 97 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,014 Take a seat. 98 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:06,514 What do you want to drink? 99 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,457 Two Tequila please. 100 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,861 Hubby, I think this village bar is really stylish. 101 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,696 Yes, this is nice. 102 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,839 But why are there so many retarded people? 103 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,772 They are not retarded, they are satyrs. 104 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,614 I have been impotent for a long time, 105 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:36,154 but she turned me on again. 106 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,951 My dick gains life again. 107 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:42,723 Bobo...she is my Viagra. 108 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,206 The light is turned off! 109 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:30,535 I am sorry... 110 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,453 Cigarettes, beer, soft drink... 111 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,817 You're so money-minded. 112 00:08:56,803 --> 00:09:00,102 Bobo and her husband make love every night. 113 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:04,609 Their screams nourish all men's heart. 114 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,112 So, we come here every night. 115 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:39,710 Harder... 116 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,946 Why do you squeeze so hard? 117 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,447 What did you say? 118 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,609 Why do you hit so hard? 119 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:47,647 What's the matter? 120 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,554 Why do you squeeze me? It hurts! 121 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,449 What? 122 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,868 Viagra. 123 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,282 Viagra, I... 124 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:57,151 Cut the crap, I won't tease you. 125 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:03,387 Viagra, thank you, you are my real buddy. 126 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:07,022 Don't worry, you'll recover after one month. 127 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,230 How do you know that? 128 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,369 I know your doctor. 129 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,796 Old schoolmate? 130 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:13,837 No. 131 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,099 You know each other for a long time, don't you? 132 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,436 - We've known until this morning. - What? 133 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,069 Before that snake bit you last night... 134 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,644 It already bit me! 135 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:29,020 So the doctor said, it poison went to me. 136 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,589 And you'd be alright. 137 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:39,964 Brother Viagra, your dick is bigger than mine. 138 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:56,710 Everyday, I go to downtown by train to take care of my business. 139 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,883 Everyday, I come over this pier. 140 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:08,258 One day morning, I saw Bobo and her husband go fishing. 141 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,160 I really envy her husband. 142 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,360 But, what can I do? 143 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,459 I can treat her as other's newspaper. 144 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,335 I can only peep at her. 145 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,415 But I really can't imagine that... 146 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:35,009 In that afternoon, when I come over that pier again... 147 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:45,186 - Hubby. - Boy, wake up... 148 00:12:47,267 --> 00:13:00,670 Please return my husband to me. 149 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:06,082 Please, return my son to me... 150 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:15,456 Return my hubby to me. 151 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:23,793 Bobo's husband was drown death. 152 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,067 Since that day, 153 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:31,802 we couldn't hear Bobo's scream. 154 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:39,115 Since Ken's death, the whole village is bored again. 155 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,448 Go. 156 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,730 The light is turn off... 157 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,928 But it's useless, she is left alone. 158 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,529 Will she open the window and show us strip dance? 159 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,608 Maybe she will come and ask us to go in. 160 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,905 I'd better go home to watch TV. 161 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,247 Don't panic, I'll back you up. 162 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:20,054 But, you're so pretty, you can find another man to comfort you. 163 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,387 How about Big Snake, he is nice. 164 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:27,465 No! I have been impotent for ages. 165 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:35,237 I think, you will find a nice man soon. 166 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,033 I'll pray for you. 167 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,370 See you! 168 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,274 What are you sneaking here? 169 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,785 I am catching some fireworms. 170 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,083 What did you say? 171 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,686 L prayed. 172 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,650 Why do you stay up late? 173 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,194 Well, that's none of your business. 174 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,922 Why don't you go? 175 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,060 Good night. 176 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,666 Wait. 177 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,403 Your voice seems familiar to me. 178 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:13,104 Iam a D.J. 179 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,076 Maybe you've heard of my show. 180 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,341 What show? 181 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,182 Sammy's Maniac Paradise, have you ever heard of that? 182 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,747 Oh, you are that D.J.! 183 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,954 I can't imagine that, you look different. 184 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,721 Really? See you. 185 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,400 At that time, I really have motive to rape her. 186 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,536 Because I found it erect. 187 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,539 For a man who hasn't experienced an erection for ages, 188 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,305 that feeling was really like... 189 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:01,882 Impossible! 190 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,326 What's the matter? 191 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,592 How can this slut stand that anymore? 192 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,429 Damn you! 193 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:15,170 She's a slut or not, does that matter to you? 194 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,505 Do you want her to seduce you? 195 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,437 If this is heard by the village master, you'll be drown death. 196 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,641 That's right. 197 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,275 I just bluff. 198 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,764 Tequila please. 199 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,133 What did you say? 200 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,806 L...didn't say anything. 201 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,242 No? 202 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:58,881 The village master said, who talks something bad about the couple, 203 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,542 who will be given a good lesson. 204 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,279 That's alright! Because he just said, 205 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:08,623 he saw Bobo's big tits and she may be a woman who's got richest pubic hair. 206 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:14,165 I didn't say that... 207 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,358 Shit! Something wrong again! 208 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,801 I didn't say anything... 209 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,475 Pretty woman. 210 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,078 Are you alone? May I buy you a drink? 211 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,456 Hands off. 212 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,525 What's the matter? Do you think you are great? 213 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,188 Decent people won't fool around. 214 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,525 What's happened? Did your husband die? 215 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,902 You must have urged too much sex, thus killed him! 216 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,739 No...l dare not do that again! 217 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:05,845 No...l dare not do that again! 218 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,213 Stop looking! Get lost, let me take this seat. 219 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,189 What're you still looking at? 220 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,657 Village master minds his reputation very much. 221 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:25,599 Even his daughter-in-law stays alone every night. 222 00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,571 He won't let anyone take her advantage. 223 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,704 So, the men of this village... 224 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,469 all want to sleep with Bobo, 225 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:36,240 but no one dares to move ahead. 226 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,535 In fact, it's a hard time to me to face my wife. 227 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,573 She just loves watching TV and doesn't care about me. 228 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,641 She knows everyone in the drama better than knowing me. 229 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,976 Don't you believe that? 230 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,139 Let me show you something. 231 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,616 Honey, I don't want to live. 232 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,379 Don't stop me from watching TV. 233 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,421 I really don't want to live. 234 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,150 Get lost... 235 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:27,856 That woman is too bad to bully her husband like this. 236 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,060 Oh my God! 237 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,161 I said, I don't want to live like this. 238 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,806 Get lost! 239 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,842 Did you see that? 240 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:43,938 Everyone will not be interested in making love with her. 241 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,782 I really don't want to live. 242 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:56,687 I sought help from a friend who works in the telephone company, 243 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,230 and I've got Bobo's room number. 244 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,967 I really want to talk to her. 245 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,937 I worry that she would identify me. 246 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,144 Hubby, we haven't made that for a long time. 247 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,338 What? 248 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,745 Sleep. 249 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,907 You sleep every night. 250 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,684 I mean making love. 251 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,015 I make love every day, but not with you. 252 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,989 Really? Can you make it? 253 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,719 I wish you are that great! You trash! 254 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:33,355 Trash! You impotent moron... 255 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:39,230 My wife has found a more enjoyable thing than making love. 256 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,770 That's playing mahjong. 257 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:46,808 And l...keep on telling you boring things. 258 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:53,151 But, I've decided to give a call to Bobo. 259 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,630 Who is it? 260 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:22,008 It's me, are you feeling lonely? 261 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,804 What did you say? 262 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,818 Hang up, I know you'd hang up. 263 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,719 Why should I? 264 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,280 Go ahead, just feel free to talk. 265 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,288 I want... 266 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,951 I want to make love with you. 267 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,261 Who the hell are you? 268 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,166 I am your tutor. 269 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,701 Have you forgotten? 270 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:51,273 On that day, I went to your home to give you tutorial. 271 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,411 You are so bad. 272 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,575 That's too easy, you'd be punished! 273 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,846 I'll give you another revision. 274 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,654 How to say? 275 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,813 Nine. 276 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,517 Yes. 277 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,788 How to pronounce DICK? 278 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,997 Dick. 279 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,363 Correct. 280 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,958 How to pronounce NUTS? 281 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,766 Nuts. 282 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,742 Good! How to pronounce "PENIS"? 283 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,869 Peanut 284 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:34,816 Wrong, pen-is. 285 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,955 You'd be punished. 286 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,456 Yes. 287 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,090 Well, how many times should I hit you? 288 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,994 Three. 289 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:48,966 I hit you three times during last English lesson. 290 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,364 Well, five times should be hit this time. 291 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:53,903 Get ready. 292 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,208 Sir, you always punish your student, 293 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,712 do you worry that your student will come back for revenge? 294 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,078 What do you mean? 295 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,888 Revenge. 296 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:18,321 I just hit you few times, and you think you'd avenge? 297 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,998 Cut the crap, get ready. 298 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:23,867 Alright. 299 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,109 H oW? 300 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,683 Enough... 301 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:24,093 When I hit your ass, you've got turned on, right? 302 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:31,560 Do you feel high? You're all sweat. 303 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,571 Do you know why should I keep you in school? 304 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,934 Yes. 305 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,398 Why? 306 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:41,478 Because I went swimming with my classmates. 307 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:44,107 This isn't a serious matter, but... 308 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:47,480 But the water is spilled, right? 309 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,578 Right, the teacher is wet. 310 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:58,821 The teacher wants to spill on you... 311 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,922 No... 312 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,057 Dare you do that again? 313 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,466 I dare not! 314 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:11,501 - Are you sure? - I dare not do that again! 315 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,708 Teacher, no! I dare not do that again. 316 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,177 I want to call police. 317 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:23,619 No! Otherwise the policewomen want me to call them everyday. 318 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,054 That'd be a great trouble. 319 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:29,621 Feeling comfortable? 320 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:51,044 What's a bad luck! I lost 4 thousand in 4 rounds. 321 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:54,312 What's wrong? Why do you stare at me? 322 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:59,750 Honey... 323 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:07,721 Bastard, did you eat any snake? You are great? 324 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:13,666 Tonight, I haven't been that great since these 3 and a half year. 325 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:17,603 Since then, when I want to make love with my wife, 326 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:20,200 I would call Bobo first. 327 00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:27,843 But, ifl don't make a call, I can't turn on. 328 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:32,685 I've become a man who addicts to making dirty calls. 329 00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,632 - Cheers. - Bottom up. 330 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:49,030 Did you make love with your wife? 331 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,039 Yes. 332 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,541 How many times? 333 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:52,735 Half. 334 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,142 Why? 335 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,905 My friends came to have dinner in my place. 336 00:26:56,014 --> 00:26:58,005 My honey had to wash some more bowls, it wasted a little time. 337 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,709 The show was going to start few minutes later. 338 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,410 You lied. 339 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:02,886 I didn't. 340 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,286 If you can't start making love during the show, 341 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,382 and before the show, you need only half the commercial time, 342 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,791 you could make it. 343 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,531 "'8 you! 344 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:21,969 It's you again! 345 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,369 Maybe it's you... 346 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,410 I know, one of you did that. 347 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:29,538 You can't cheat me. 348 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,786 What does she mean? Who did what? 349 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,984 Who is she talking about? 350 00:27:39,725 --> 00:27:41,215 What? 351 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,193 Who dares to do what? 352 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,691 - Drink it. - Cheers. 353 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,556 You've recovered, haven't you? 354 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:53,227 But I should do it after making a call. 355 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:57,934 This is shit! This is psychic hindrance. 356 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:04,578 I believe that, if you are able to have a real great time, 357 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,480 that is, do with that widow! 358 00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,985 I am sure you can become a real man. 359 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,019 Really? 360 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,486 Have you heard of Dr. Cametine's words? 361 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,955 It's hard to start. 362 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:19,724 If only you do it real for one time, 363 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:21,891 I guarantee you would become a real man. 364 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:26,334 Let's talk later. Bye bye. 365 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,736 Here come some commercials. 366 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,934 Who is Dr.Cametine? 367 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:35,376 I don't know, ljust bluff. 368 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:38,982 You are a D.J., don't you always bluff? 369 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,541 Cut! Get to bed. 370 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,310 Cut. Good take. 371 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,145 Don't waste it. 372 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,958 Brother Chiu, you are great. 373 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:32,591 Sure, I need not take Viagra, lam tough enough. 374 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:34,493 Take a rest, we'll have another set ready soon. 375 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,193 Are you kidding me? I have to leave now. 376 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:45,405 It doesn't work! Why? 377 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,704 Brother Chiu. 378 00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:48,211 Boss, take a seat... 379 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,405 No, thanks, take a seat. 380 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,147 You'll getting rich this time. 381 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,377 What good offer do you give me? 382 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:57,716 I've signed a Japanese AV star, named Susie Bomb. 383 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,949 I wanna make an X-rated film. 384 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:03,892 I wanna exhibit this film in the next US X-rated film festival. 385 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:05,792 Congratulations... 386 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,861 It's you who is getting rich. 387 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,560 I wanna let you star in this film. 388 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,501 No way! I won't take it. 389 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:18,473 You always make love with the female leads at the scene. 390 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:21,441 That's different, that's just for fun. 391 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,741 But now, you want to film it, how can I make it? 392 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:27,444 You look good, and she is a pretty AV star. 393 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,849 The script has already been made. 394 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:33,447 She is going to act as a spy, she wants to betray our country. 395 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,856 And you'll act as a hero. 396 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:38,518 You want to check her. 397 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,030 You check her, and you screw her, again and again. 398 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:44,125 Cut the bull shit, I won't act. 399 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:45,100 No? 400 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,168 No. 401 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,637 So pay me back. 402 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:52,065 You are such a practical man. 403 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,370 Anything you say. 404 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:59,109 This good! Tomorrow night, she will come to Hong Kong. 405 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,617 Don't lose our face. 406 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,345 I am leaving. 407 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:09,049 Bastard, he is like a pimp. 408 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,634 - Is there an electricity cut? - What's the matter? 409 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,645 What's up? Haunted here? 410 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,213 How is it? 411 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:39,015 Ithink it is shrinking. 412 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,382 Really? Let me check. 413 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,666 Not bad! It's like Shit! 414 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:50,733 Why? 415 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:54,929 Boss wants to film the love scene of Susie Bomb and me. 416 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,540 It's psychological reaction. 417 00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:59,835 Use your mouth to help, okay? 418 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,237 Alright. 419 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,482 Who threw that bread? 420 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,823 Boss, be careful. 421 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,696 It doesn't work. 422 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,131 What should we do? 423 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,791 Ask your wife to make you some nutritious soup. 424 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:25,901 Does this work? 425 00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:27,768 If you can't make it, you'll lose yourjob. 426 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,338 And it will shrink more. 427 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,304 Look at him! It's great. 428 00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:40,076 I've read his photo album, it's this long. 429 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:42,550 Will it be done by computer? 430 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,145 Should I get it out and show you? 431 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:50,387 Would you please stop! I've suffered enough. 432 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:54,157 I would sue you guys sexual harassment. 433 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,366 - Did you bring any keys? - No. 434 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,071 Come on, change it. 435 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,043 Are you tired? 436 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:11,273 Let me do some massage for you. 437 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,246 You know, only my dick is tired. 438 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:15,043 And your massage will only worse it. 439 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,182 May I give you some tea? 440 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:18,720 I want Wu-long tea. 441 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,120 Got it. 442 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,797 Daddy. 443 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,501 What are you looking at? You spend day and night here. 444 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,662 I just want to look out. 445 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:38,003 It's better than your mom, she can't see anything. 446 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,972 Did you bring her to see the optical doctor? 447 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:45,849 Yes, doctor said, it's incurable. She is blind. 448 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:51,148 That's great, at least she can't see you fooling around. 449 00:34:51,289 --> 00:34:56,090 You're wrong, she is smarter than anyone. 450 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,230 - Daddy. - What's up? 451 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:05,030 Have you done that with mom? 452 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,225 What? 453 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:08,238 What? 454 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,130 What did you say? 455 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:11,998 You did that and gave birth to me. 456 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:16,306 I did that and feed you. 457 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,044 We are old, we can't do that now. 458 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,310 Kidding! You've retired already? 459 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,816 Good son, you get tea in pot, but you need cups. 460 00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,852 You would not drink with this cup only, would you? 461 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,458 What does that mean? 462 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:33,258 You should have at least hundred of one-time-use cup, right? 463 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,730 Iam not like you, you always use other's cups. 464 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,531 It's not hygienic, be careful. 465 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:43,504 Didn't you use paper cup? 466 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:44,939 No. 467 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,503 It's incredible! 468 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,570 Happy birthday. 469 00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:52,846 You remember my birthday! 470 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:56,853 Of course, but I have no time to buy present. 471 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,354 But at least I remember. 472 00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,582 Bastard! 473 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,818 If you have chance, use some paper cups. 474 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,258 I don't have time to bluff. 475 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:22,979 Sorry, I am sorry... 476 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,877 Miss, are you alright? 477 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,183 I twisted my ankle. 478 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,012 Let me help you. 479 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,817 That's great, what's you name? 480 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,951 Wong, I live here. 481 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,553 My name is Mandy. 482 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:42,222 I've just moved in, I lived upstairs. 483 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:47,328 Uncle Wong, please take these things upstairs, okay? 484 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:49,236 No problem, let me do it. 485 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:50,305 You're so nice. 486 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:52,875 - Walk slowly. - Thank you. 487 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:05,150 It's weird! I've screwed many X-rated film stars. 488 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,190 And it's not funny at all. 489 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:10,419 But my wife Tenie, 490 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:15,363 when I see her doing housework, I have special impulse. 491 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:18,959 Look, she is ironing again. 492 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,570 What's up? 493 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,640 Come on. 494 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,368 Your mother is at home. 495 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:27,968 - Come on. - Your mom is at home. 496 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,876 She is blind, come on. 497 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,312 But someone outside will see us, let's go inside. 498 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,011 You mean outside the window? Who will see us? 499 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,611 Let's go in. 500 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:39,915 Let's do it behind the sofa. 501 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,017 Undress. 502 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:44,322 No, get down. 503 00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:59,242 You've had great improvement. 504 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:09,915 Keep on...don't stop... 505 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,329 Chiu! Chiu. 506 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,456 Don't panic, my mom is blind. 507 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,159 Go on... 508 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,326 - Chiu... - I am here. 509 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:32,938 There is a rat in my room, get it please. 510 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:35,678 Iam coming... 511 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:38,672 Hurry up! Come! 512 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,317 Iam coming... 513 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,583 So, do it. 514 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:47,623 What's up? What are you doing? 515 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,688 Come on, get the rats for her. 516 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:53,221 Hurry up... 517 00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,329 Granny. 518 00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:58,629 Be careful, a rat has just crawled on my foot. 519 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:02,000 It's a big rat, be careful. 520 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,736 Go in. 521 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,472 Mom, do you know what she is talking about? 522 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:16,782 She said, throw the rat inside a plastic bag after catching it. 523 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:20,413 Then knot the bag and throw it to the trash station. 524 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,856 She asked me not to panic. 525 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,725 Do you know what I am talking about? 526 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,532 Cut the crap, I don't know a word. 527 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:42,542 I couldn't erect when I was at the scene this day. 528 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,672 When I see my wife, I can do it again. 529 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,844 Ifl see Susie Bomb without an erection, 530 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,420 it would lose face of all Chinese. 531 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:55,956 No. I have to figure out a sure win method. 532 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,652 Use Viagra. 533 00:39:58,496 --> 00:39:59,690 Who is calling me? 534 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:03,857 I am the smartest one among the o.25 billions of sperms. 535 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,435 Just these few? 536 00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:09,772 You've made too much love. 537 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,976 A man has only 6 liters of sperms in his life. 538 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,875 6 litres? You can spend a lot of times. 539 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:19,074 But you've spent 95%. 540 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:22,514 You'll use it up soon. 541 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,720 What should I do? 542 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,785 Should I use Viagra? 543 00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:29,792 Right. 544 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,621 Give it to me... Not much stock is available now. 545 00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:37,199 Shit! Nothing's left. 546 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:42,166 Shit! If anyone knows I want to use Viagra, 547 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,672 how can I stand on my own feet in future? 548 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,207 Just take it secretly. 549 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,862 Miss, do you have that... 550 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:09,331 Do you want Viagra? 551 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,094 The old man who's just left bought all of my stock. 552 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,033 What a coincidence! 553 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,299 Can you get me one? My dad wants it. 554 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,365 This is all the go now, it's hard to get any. 555 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,307 Are you Chiu, the best X-rated film actor? 556 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,677 No, you've mistaken. 557 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,377 Forget it, so, you'd better go to the doctor. 558 00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,277 Are you kidding? 559 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:34,687 Right, I should go to a doctor. 560 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,516 - Chiu! - What's the matter? 561 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:39,027 You said you are not Chiu. 562 00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,306 Good morning. 563 00:41:59,717 --> 00:42:04,814 Today is your birthday, we come to celebrate your birthday. 564 00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:06,081 Thank you. 565 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:08,419 I'll treat you to afternoon tea. 566 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:09,958 Save it. 567 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:13,791 We are going to send you a gift. 568 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,266 It's too kind of you. 569 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,165 Open it. 570 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,587 You'll find a treasure in it. 571 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:47,294 Go on, this is very valuable, open it. 572 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:56,038 A Dill? 573 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:59,075 - This is Viagra. - You need it. 574 00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:02,871 You are fooling me man. I have no use. 575 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:07,713 You are the most energetic one among us. 576 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:12,916 What we have left are useless dicks and balls. 577 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:16,824 We can't make it at all. 578 00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:17,859 Right. 579 00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:20,088 After eating this, you represent us... 580 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:21,323 and when you do it, 581 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:23,390 don't forget, the first ten pushes are for me. 582 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,967 The second ten pushes are for Chan. 583 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,196 And the third time pushes are for Chu. 584 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:31,173 You mean couples of pushes? What a dream. 585 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:35,042 Even it erects, only four to five pushes will go. 586 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:38,578 So, you have to eat Viagra. 587 00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:40,809 It helps you. 588 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,149 It's too humble of me! I can make it. 589 00:43:44,689 --> 00:43:49,456 But we are getting old, people think that we don't have that need. 590 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,822 Our wives are not interested in sex at all. 591 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:54,022 If you whore, you may get sex disease. 592 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,532 If you find a girlfriend, you'll be teased. 593 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:59,864 If you need this, you'd be afraid of being known. 594 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,962 So you have to cool yourself down by a shower. 595 00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:05,098 For a retired man, being impotent will be better for him. 596 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,407 Alright, I'll send each one a pill. 597 00:44:09,514 --> 00:44:13,507 Tomorrow, let's exchange our experience. 598 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:16,679 Let's eat together, I'll count one two three and eat. 599 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,393 One two three! 600 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:36,401 Let's split now, go and enjoy yourself. 601 00:44:36,574 --> 00:44:37,973 Don't forget, see you tomorrow. 602 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,474 Bye bye. 603 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,416 Moron, you'll soon know how poor you are! 604 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,611 You'd eat it at night. 605 00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:03,294 Chiu Wong... 606 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:10,599 Are you Chiu Wong? 607 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,333 Yes, nurses, is it my turn? 608 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,671 Remove that paper. 609 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,780 Show me your tonguemout... 610 00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:24,521 out...Longer... 611 00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:30,817 You have long tongue. 612 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:34,130 Iam your fan. 613 00:45:34,265 --> 00:45:36,358 I am not an X-rated film actor. 614 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:41,530 Don't deny! You painted it gold in your last album. 615 00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:45,403 People call you "Gold Penis". 616 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:47,238 No, it's not me. 617 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:51,073 If you are, you'll get treatment now, if not, go back and wait. 618 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:54,083 Alright, anything you say. 619 00:45:57,521 --> 00:46:00,319 I heard that you are great. 620 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,820 Anything you say. 621 00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:06,720 So, are you infected? 622 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,354 Anything you say. 623 00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,797 Come in, Mr. Gold Penis. 624 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,931 Anything wrong? 625 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,633 Would you please go out? 626 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:38,156 Doctor, I... 627 00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:50,099 What should I do? 628 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:54,570 I heard it mumbling. 629 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,009 What should I do? 630 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:57,603 Why do you nod your head? 631 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,806 Do you want me to shake my head? 632 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:08,653 My dick...lately... 633 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:12,794 What? 634 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,554 45 degrees? 635 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,263 60 degrees? 636 00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:18,834 No. 637 00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:21,027 90 degrees? 638 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:25,000 When it's in best condition, it's just 4 to 5 degrees. 639 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,973 Show me then. 640 00:47:46,964 --> 00:47:48,659 It's really poor. 641 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:54,734 Have you found it? 642 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,170 Do you need a microscope? 643 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:59,732 I just want to see any tattoo. 644 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,068 My ex-girlfriend is a sculptress. 645 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,114 She can sculpt a sutra on a rice. 646 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,146 What did she sculpt there? 647 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:10,477 Pal, how can you make anything on flesh? 648 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:13,887 I tattooed a love letter for her. 649 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:16,084 And I'll show her occasionally. 650 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,924 The first line is, "l love you mad". 651 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:24,230 But why is there only the word love left? 652 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,134 Because you are the one who kneel down. 653 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:29,671 If a sexy bomb kneels in front of me, she can read the whole letter. 654 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:31,366 It's really bad. 655 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:33,500 Look, the word love can't be read. 656 00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,167 Stop it. 657 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,979 Doctor, I have to work tomorrow. 658 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,606 This is my tool to make a living, please help me. 659 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,446 How can I help? 660 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,453 Blow for me please. 661 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:48,681 No, I mean, please do something. 662 00:48:50,227 --> 00:48:52,024 H oW? 663 00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:53,993 Do you have Viagra? 664 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:56,731 Why didn't you say earlier? I don't have stock now. 665 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,935 Maybe an injection would do. 666 00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:04,003 No, can I skip it? 667 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,599 It'll make you recover soon. 668 00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:09,778 What's wrong with you? 669 00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:46,377 Hello...Daddy, yeah, I am still awake. 670 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:48,541 Iam waiting for a phone call, I talk to you later. 671 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:49,916 Bye. 672 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:55,348 Asshole! It's been days since the last call. 673 00:50:00,264 --> 00:50:02,255 It's me! 674 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:03,522 Asshole! 675 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,534 Why didn't you call me for almost a week! 676 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:08,934 You said you want to tell me a story, so I thought I should give you more time. 677 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,405 Have you came up with one yet? 678 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:13,866 I am your teacher. 679 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:17,503 I have the responsibility to help you on your weak subjects. 680 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,546 You passed most of the hard subjects, 681 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:24,451 but why did you fail in health education? 682 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,446 The test question this time was CPR, 683 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:29,024 but you don't understand it, right? 684 00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,624 Don't worry! Let me teach you. 685 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:36,359 First, if someone is choking on food, 686 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,401 we should press hard on his stomach. 687 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:47,043 Use your thumb and put it above the victim's stomach, 688 00:50:47,244 --> 00:50:51,340 and press hard on it. 689 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,974 Do you understand? 690 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,281 Show me once if you understand. 691 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,223 Let's get started! 692 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,627 Not there! Higher. 693 00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:08,030 Higher. 694 00:51:11,168 --> 00:51:13,159 Not there. 695 00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,335 What's wrong! You can't stand up straight? 696 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:21,601 Don't worry! I will teach you something else. 697 00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:31,713 You heart is going very fast. 698 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,322 Relax! Let me teach you. 699 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:39,986 Right! Press it down... 700 00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:41,563 Do you understand? 701 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:45,724 Show it to me once. 702 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:47,726 - Me? - Come on! 703 00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:50,362 Do you know where are you supposed to put your hands? 704 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:52,908 Here. 705 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:54,633 Begin. 706 00:51:55,613 --> 00:52:02,109 Press it down... 707 00:52:07,391 --> 00:52:09,985 Not this hard, your want to kill me? 708 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,617 You want me to perform CPR! 709 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:13,662 Then why aren't you giving me mouth to mouth yet? 710 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:15,731 H oW? 711 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:20,594 Very easy! Just open your mouth. 712 00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:26,168 Oh no! You have to do it with style, 713 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:28,507 Bobo, I want to see you. 714 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:31,037 Really? Okay. 715 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:33,010 Where? When? 716 00:52:33,117 --> 00:52:35,312 What do you look like? 717 00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:42,055 People said, my hair is like Ekin's, I've got eyes as pretty as Leon. 718 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:45,651 My nose is like Andy Lau's, my mouth is as sexy as Jacky's. 719 00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:52,168 I am as strong as Aaron, and my skin is like Gong Li's. 720 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:59,635 Okay then. Meet me at the backyard at midnight tomorrow. 721 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,267 You have to come! 722 00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:04,243 I promise. 723 00:53:08,085 --> 00:53:14,581 Honey, I lost four thousand dollars again. 724 00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:18,319 Gambling addict, you want more money, right? No way? 725 00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:19,792 Let me punish you first! 726 00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:28,462 No...Let me punish you... 727 00:53:31,341 --> 00:53:33,935 Time goes by really fast. 728 00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:38,440 All of a sudden it's the second night already. 729 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:45,212 Ten more minutes then Bobo will see me. 730 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:52,992 I am worried that she'll never talk to me after seeing my face. 731 00:53:53,864 --> 00:53:55,661 I am more worried! 732 00:53:56,166 --> 00:54:03,368 She might even get people to beat me up. 733 00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:05,099 Then I am dead. 734 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:34,193 I can't continue like this. 735 00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:37,535 I have to settle everything with her right now. 736 00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:40,375 I know what I should do. 737 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:44,972 I decided not to go. 738 00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:50,746 So I went to a pub to drink. 739 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:52,577 Viagra, what do you want? 740 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:54,213 Glasses boy! Two Tequila. 741 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,888 Who is the second glass for? 742 00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:04,396 Can I drink both of them? 743 00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,399 What's wrong? How come you want two glasses of wine? 744 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:13,005 None of your business. 745 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:20,780 I am useless! I dated Bobo but I don't have the guts to show up. 746 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:26,555 But she is a widow, I shouldn't take advantage of her. 747 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,249 I am a gentleman! 748 00:55:28,725 --> 00:55:30,215 Oh no! 749 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,421 Viagra, I got raped! 750 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,861 Who would want to rape you? 751 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,898 - It's her. - Which one? 752 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,491 I was on my way here, but wanting to avoid the snakes, 753 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:40,967 I decided to go from the backdoor. 754 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,835 Suddenly a woman jumped out of nowhere and took off my pants, 755 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,237 and covered my head and raped me. 756 00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:46,365 This is how I got raped. 757 00:55:46,476 --> 00:55:47,568 Who is that woman? 758 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:49,406 That's Bobo. 759 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:50,912 Shit! 760 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,039 Really! I got raped by Bobo. 761 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:57,050 Should I go to the police? 762 00:55:58,088 --> 00:56:00,784 She raped me and you tell me should I go to the police? 763 00:56:02,459 --> 00:56:08,159 So I said, everything is decided by faith. 764 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:13,969 Since that day onwards, I never called Bobo again. 765 00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,597 Later, she went back to England. 766 00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:19,574 And married a white man. 767 00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:28,279 She started telephone sex line business. 768 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:31,281 She sometimes might even talk on the phone too. 769 00:56:31,521 --> 00:56:34,422 Lots of Asians call that line! 770 00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:49,138 Brother, I haven't thought about this for a long time. 771 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:51,764 But I heard that you are very good, 772 00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:54,967 if you don't try it will be a waste of talent. 773 00:56:58,515 --> 00:56:59,607 Whose turn is it? 774 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:02,083 Pass. 775 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,241 Pass. 776 00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:06,652 Do you think that he will take that Viagra? 777 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,349 Do you think Viagra is really that good? 778 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:09,550 So what if you take it? 779 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:11,355 Chiu's dad doesn't like that. 780 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,829 We don't even have a chance to reach the egg inside the woman's ovary. 781 00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:19,801 Our job as sperms are very dangerous. 782 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:21,097 Even if we have the chance to attack. 783 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,637 We have to look at the situation so if the boss is stupid. 784 00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:25,640 We will just end up on a piece of paper or a towel. 785 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:28,677 If the girl is taking birth control pills. 786 00:57:28,812 --> 00:57:31,406 Even if we reach the ovary, there won't be any egg waiting for us. 787 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:34,006 If the boss is gay, 788 00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:37,245 - we might even... - Forget it! 789 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:39,582 Okay! Let's give it a try. 790 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,955 What is it? 791 00:57:55,672 --> 00:58:02,669 Hello! This is the testicles calling for the brain. 792 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:04,679 What's going on? 793 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,782 What? The boss took Viagra? 794 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:08,940 Who is Viagra? 795 00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:16,553 No...No! 796 00:58:17,761 --> 00:58:19,251 I am Viagra. 797 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,193 You bastards! Get to work. 798 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:27,560 Get to work...Now! 799 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:41,407 Old brick! Don't touch me! Go to hall! 800 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:48,753 Honey, I am just a little old, but I still have a dick. 801 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:51,826 Every season, you won't let me do it? 802 00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:53,192 Go to hell! 803 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:57,328 One, two...one, two. 804 00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,267 What now? 805 00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:12,040 No! 806 00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:14,082 I want to go get some air on the roof. 807 00:59:20,657 --> 00:59:23,649 Hey...don't do anything stupid! 808 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:28,060 Don't mind me, I am going to jump... 809 00:59:28,198 --> 00:59:29,790 lam Uncle Wong, do you remember me? 810 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,059 I got dumped by a man! 811 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:35,296 That's nothing! He will regret it very soon! 812 00:59:35,439 --> 00:59:37,430 I really like him! 813 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,169 There is lots of men out there! Go find yourself another one. 814 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:43,972 Come...l will take you home. 815 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,147 Not even a man is kind! 816 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:47,773 The switch is here! 817 00:59:48,952 --> 00:59:51,250 - All men are the same, - Right. 818 00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:54,551 - They are all jerks. - Right... 819 00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:57,749 Go to sleep. 820 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:03,892 They are all assholesmright? 821 01:00:04,067 --> 01:00:07,867 Yes...yes! They are all assholes, now go to sleep. 822 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,338 Are you a man? 823 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,840 Iam not a man long time ago. 824 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:17,039 I don't believe you! I will check it out. 825 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:20,742 St°P it! 826 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:26,548 One, two, three. 827 01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,489 Everyone, get up. 828 01:00:32,662 --> 01:00:34,755 One, two...one, two... 829 01:00:34,931 --> 01:00:36,330 The boss is giving us a chance. 830 01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:38,261 Let's get ready. 831 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:40,663 For the second generation. 832 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,637 Let's create orgasm for our boss. 833 01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:45,004 Work... 834 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:49,636 One, two...one, two. 835 01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:53,512 There is a situation. 836 01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:57,181 You lie to me! You are a man. 837 01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:59,812 Iwas a man! 838 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:03,525 I want to have sex tonight! 839 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:08,089 Iam not an easy man. 840 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:10,865 I don't care! I want it! 841 01:01:13,770 --> 01:01:15,567 Boss, what's wrong? 842 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:18,907 The boss is about to come, but it suddenly shrinks. 843 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,500 No! Let's switch it to manual. Follow me. 844 01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:25,206 What happened? 845 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:30,583 Although I am not an easy man. 846 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,587 But I am about to come. 847 01:01:32,756 --> 01:01:44,258 I don't care...l want it... 848 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:54,971 Get up...get up. 849 01:01:55,078 --> 01:02:01,176 I don't care...l want it... 850 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,058 Yeah! 851 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:23,364 No way? ls it this good? 852 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,308 How come you haven't come yet? 853 01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:29,508 Huffy"- 854 01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:31,641 Get to work! 855 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:32,813 No! 856 01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:33,779 Why? 857 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:36,977 Although man are born to be horny, I can never take advantage of another. 858 01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:39,451 That is not right! 859 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:42,218 You are stupid! Kick his ass! 860 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:51,427 No! 861 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:55,265 What's wrong now? Why haven't you come? 862 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:59,073 I rather upset you than upset my wife. 863 01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:03,171 Sorry little brother, this is big brother's fault this time. 864 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:10,743 It's okay! A man should have his dignity. 865 01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:43,377 Who are you looking for? 866 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,283 Iam looking for Uncle Wong. 867 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,652 Uncle Wong? 868 01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:49,418 Dad, it's for you. 869 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:53,087 Uncle Wong, it's me! 870 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:55,322 What's wrong? You seem like you are scared of me? 871 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:57,365 I didn't touch you last night. 872 01:03:57,467 --> 01:04:00,061 That is why I am here. 873 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,567 This is yours. 874 01:04:01,638 --> 01:04:03,128 I can't take your money. 875 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:07,039 Did you really use a paper cup? 876 01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,636 I work in the China Night club, come see me sometimes. 877 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:11,974 I am Mandy. 878 01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:14,642 This cup is not bad. 879 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,546 I see, you are a PR girl. 880 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:17,813 Right! 881 01:04:18,822 --> 01:04:20,517 Sorry! 882 01:04:22,826 --> 01:04:25,624 Did you have sex with her? 883 01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:27,653 I didn't dare to! 884 01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:29,489 Really? 885 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:31,191 That's good. 886 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,436 I want you to do me a favor. 887 01:04:35,505 --> 01:04:36,904 What? 888 01:04:42,145 --> 01:04:43,339 Isn't it this important? 889 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:44,710 Yes! 890 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:49,978 Is easy! I just want you to help me prove that I am okay. 891 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,544 When I raise my head then you can stop. 892 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,212 Why did you pick me? 893 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:58,352 I only can respond to you. 894 01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:01,755 No problem! But where? 895 01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:03,957 My room. 896 01:05:04,868 --> 01:05:06,859 Dad, look out for me. 897 01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:08,300 Okay. 898 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:15,443 Dad works hard and son gets the goods. 899 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,375 Old man. 900 01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,877 Did you eat snakes tonight? 901 01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:27,115 It was your birthday last night, I am sorry I treated you like that. 902 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:31,353 I will repay you by treating you better tonight. 903 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:32,483 Okay? 904 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,790 Come in first. 905 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:40,296 Looks like you can't help much. 906 01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:42,768 This time is trouble. 907 01:05:44,073 --> 01:05:45,768 Let's use our imagination. 908 01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:48,776 You will think whatever I say. 909 01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:50,277 Its very exciting. 910 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,744 Okay? 911 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,646 Master, don't rape me... 912 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:57,743 Come on! No one will answer you to your scream. 913 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,945 Don't t take off my top. 914 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:04,685 Not only your top, I will take off your pants too. 915 01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:15,565 Wait! I haven't prepared for you yet. 916 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:17,037 No need. 917 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:19,767 - Don't take off my clothes. - Come on. 918 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:21,308 Your wife is coming back. 919 01:06:21,444 --> 01:06:23,935 I am not scared of her. 920 01:06:24,113 --> 01:06:26,513 If she comes back, I want her to serve you. 921 01:06:26,783 --> 01:06:28,182 Okay. 922 01:06:28,885 --> 01:06:33,982 After serving you, two will have sex with me. 923 01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:36,581 Okay, then I will call my boyfriend to come. 924 01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:41,220 You will do me and my boyfriend will do your wife, okay? 925 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:44,323 Good! Afterwards we can change partners. 926 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,928 I will do your boyfriend, your boyfriend will do my wife. 927 01:06:48,071 --> 01:06:50,767 My wife will do you, you will do me, I will do your boyfriend... 928 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,931 Your boyfriend will do you, I will do my wife... 929 01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:55,840 - Let's do this? - Yeah! 930 01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,385 No response. 931 01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:06,077 Iam in deep trouble. 932 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,247 Go take some nutritious shoots. 933 01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:11,290 Thank you. 934 01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:13,794 No problem, bye. 935 01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:15,260 Iwill take you. 936 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:17,727 Thank you. 937 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:20,065 If you want my help, just call me. 938 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:21,125 I live above you. 939 01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:22,465 Really? 940 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,837 Bye bye... 941 01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:43,057 She didn't go to your house? 942 01:07:44,327 --> 01:07:48,127 No, I have talked to all her relatives and friends already. 943 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,762 No, she must be at your place! 944 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,793 You hide her up somewhere, right? 945 01:07:55,204 --> 01:07:56,796 Are you sure? 946 01:07:57,106 --> 01:08:01,304 It's you, you are her teacher! 947 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:02,810 Die! 948 01:08:22,131 --> 01:08:24,929 Did you find your wife yet? 949 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:29,167 No! 950 01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:32,399 Don't worry, she will come home soon. 951 01:08:32,976 --> 01:08:34,568 I can't wait any longer! 952 01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:37,168 Tonight, I'll act with Susie Bomb. 953 01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:38,507 So what? 954 01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:40,981 I will do it for real this time! 955 01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:43,848 No! Dad, it can't erect. 956 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:47,720 Recently I can only make love with my wife. 957 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:49,917 Why? 958 01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:54,088 Shit! I think only Viagra can save me now. 959 01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:55,855 But I can't find it. 960 01:08:55,932 --> 01:08:58,526 You should tell me earlier, I have some. 961 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,930 What? You take those things too? 962 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,537 My friend bought it for me. 963 01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:07,268 Recently, your mother loves sex again. 964 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:08,637 She wants to have sex every night. 965 01:09:08,711 --> 01:09:10,906 Now my back hurts like hell now. 966 01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:15,040 I don't need Viagra, I get it, someone wants it, he can't get one. 967 01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:16,378 Dad, cut the crap. 968 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,214 Give it to me. It's an emergency. 969 01:09:18,354 --> 01:09:20,345 Okay! It's in my pocket. 970 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,288 - You carry it around? - Of course. 971 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:26,385 Give it! Give me the whole bottle. 972 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:30,392 Only one left? What happened to the rest of them? 973 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,798 I took it all! Only one left. 974 01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:43,041 This time you are dead. 975 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,687 If I find Viagra earlier, I don't have to go through so much trouble. 976 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:03,993 Brother Chiu. 977 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,130 Let me introduce to you. 978 01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:11,638 This is Susie Bomb. 979 01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:12,730 Hello! 980 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,275 This is her manager. 981 01:10:15,411 --> 01:10:18,403 This is Hong Kong's best sex movie actor, Chiu. 982 01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:21,709 I'm honored to meet you. 983 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:25,115 It is also an honor to perform with you. 984 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,212 Nice to meet you. 985 01:10:31,294 --> 01:10:34,286 It's huge. ls he really that good! 986 01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:36,020 What did she say? 987 01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:37,429 She said that you are very good. 988 01:10:37,533 --> 01:10:39,125 Of course I am. 989 01:10:39,435 --> 01:10:41,835 Tell her to prepare for the ride of her life time. 990 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,871 I will teach her a lesson soon. 991 01:10:44,307 --> 01:10:46,798 I want to get him a test before we start filming. 992 01:10:46,843 --> 01:10:47,639 OK. 993 01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:49,267 What did she say? 994 01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:52,539 She wants to make love with you before we start filming. 995 01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:54,606 She wants to see how good you are. 996 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:59,778 So much trouble! I don't have time! 997 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,387 Sorry for bothering. 998 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,417 Chiu. 999 01:11:07,396 --> 01:11:09,694 Later you have to be good! Don't make us lose face. 1000 01:11:09,832 --> 01:11:11,629 - Of course! - What? 1001 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:15,498 Nothing...nothing! Go outside, I want to get ready. 1002 01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,230 I will call Ah Cat over. 1003 01:11:32,155 --> 01:11:33,952 Boss asked me to help you. 1004 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:35,680 How about using mouth? 1005 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:39,417 Damn it! Go see a doctor if you are sick. 1006 01:11:39,595 --> 01:11:41,392 I'll be dead meat! 1007 01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:55,540 What is it? 1008 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:57,201 There is something wrong with boss's machine. 1009 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,610 - Are you kidding? - It's true. 1010 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:07,188 Kill one Chinese, but there are thousands of Chinese following. 1011 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:14,320 We have thousands of comrades, we won't yield. 1012 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:19,527 Japanese, you are cheap and shameless. 1013 01:12:22,238 --> 01:12:24,229 It's you, poisonous Japanese tits! 1014 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:26,307 You poisoned our men! 1015 01:12:26,442 --> 01:12:29,434 Don't come over... 1016 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:32,173 I won't say anything! Never a word. 1017 01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:36,078 Don't force me, I won't say anything. 1018 01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:43,817 I won't betray my men. 1019 01:12:44,327 --> 01:12:49,026 Don't force me, I won't say a word. 1020 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,029 What's the matter? 1021 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:00,972 Boss's organs are out of order. 1022 01:13:01,143 --> 01:13:02,940 - Are you kidding? - It's true! 1023 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:05,307 - I won't say a word. - Stop! 1024 01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:09,044 What's the matter? 1025 01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:17,351 What's the matter? 1026 01:13:17,493 --> 01:13:19,688 Susie Bomb said he's no reaction at all. 1027 01:13:19,795 --> 01:13:21,194 Are you kidding me? 1028 01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:24,996 What the hell? Did you screw too much lately? 1029 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:28,369 I am sorry, I suffer too much pressure, I can't make it. 1030 01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:30,096 What kind of pressure? 1031 01:13:31,173 --> 01:13:33,767 My wife went away, I love her so much. 1032 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:36,434 That's a good news, you can screw another woman then. 1033 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,247 Making pornographic movies is myjob. 1034 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:42,647 Sex intercourse is part of myjob, 1035 01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:45,209 but, when I go home, I am my wife's hubby. 1036 01:13:45,388 --> 01:13:48,289 I make love with my wife. 1037 01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:49,847 What'd you do? 1038 01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:53,091 I can't make it, what do you suggest? 1039 01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:54,719 Iam sorry, I quit. 1040 01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:56,194 How about me? 1041 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,933 I know what you said to father. 1042 01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:11,673 L... 1043 01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:14,477 I what? 1044 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,549 Ithink you... 1045 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,952 I think you are very sexy when you are doing house work. 1046 01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:29,894 When I see that I will get very excited. 1047 01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:32,757 Get to work. 1048 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:35,200 Do what? I can't. 1049 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:37,033 Let's go home. 1050 01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:39,664 I have a way to make you work again. 1051 01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:41,973 Really? 1052 01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,012 The boss's machine is fixed. 1053 01:14:48,184 --> 01:14:49,276 Really. 1054 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:52,446 Let's go! 1055 01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,713 Stop, cut. Good take. 1056 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,656 Make up, change the hair style. 1057 01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:32,750 Director, this fast! 1058 01:15:32,895 --> 01:15:35,489 Change an angle. 1059 01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:37,464 Bring the machine over here. 1060 01:15:38,968 --> 01:15:39,764 Are you tired? 1061 01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:42,426 - This is very exciting. - Drink the soup. 1062 01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:45,768 Honey, it works! I am awesome. 1063 01:15:47,576 --> 01:15:49,271 Never falling down! 1064 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:55,249 Chiu, I will film it from the top. 1065 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:58,445 You do her and I will film it. 1066 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,455 Isn't it okay for the camera to be there? 1067 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:03,648 No problem. 1068 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,227 I want to eat this. 1069 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:15,662 Ox's dick? 1070 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:17,168 It's fresh. 1071 01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:22,776 Action. 1072 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,226 Attack! 1073 01:16:41,964 --> 01:16:44,455 Shit, boss is wearing a condom. 1074 01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:52,229 Good take. Cut. 1075 01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:53,966 Thank you everyone! 1076 01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:02,149 Everyone has his own special Viagra. 1077 01:17:03,252 --> 01:17:06,847 My Viagra is my wife. 1078 01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:14,056 Everytime I see her washing clothes, cooking or doing other houseworks. 1079 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:17,222 I will get excited by seeing that. 1080 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,823 I will become a sex machine. 1081 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,161 Thank you! Honey.